How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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