real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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