That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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