I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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