Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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