The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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