So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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