That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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