why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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