I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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