Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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