he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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