Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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