carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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