Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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