Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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