Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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