It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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