How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
