he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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