I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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