She said her name was "party"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Randomize
