scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I look better un-naked...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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