Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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