the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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