that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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