: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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