That's intense
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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