So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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