I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
This couple is walking their pig around campus
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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