what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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