how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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