butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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