omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
