Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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