It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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