Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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