why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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