It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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