He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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