Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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