I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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