Having a random hookup so left but love u
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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