you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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