this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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