I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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