but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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