I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
