i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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