it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Pooping to opera.
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